Senor Schlong is a former President.
Everything he does he does it for his dear friend Dio Brando.
"The past is a gaping hole." He says, "You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off. I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was all right.""
|Preceded by||President of Pakistan||Succeeded by|
|Dio Brando||Jul 2008 - Aug 2008||AgentChieftain|